Panel 4
The Madam: “–not a chance! …and I don’t care if it followed you home!”
Panel 1
M: “Fetch!”
Panel 1
M: “Give your… uh… paw.”
M: “Good!”
Panel 2
M: “Roll o–”
M: “What are you…”
M: “Oh no.”
Panel 3
M: “Oh man… this is so incredibly degrading…”
M: “Yuck!”
Panel 4
M: “Waaaait…”
Cat: “Miaow?”
M: “Good!”
Panel 1
The Madam: “Aaah! What the–”
Panel 2
The Madam: “That’s it! Do you know… huh?”
M: “Shush! Shushushush!”
Panel 3
M: “…Cthulhu Fhtagn.”
Panel 4
M: “Hooiiii… stiff rates on phone calls to Yuggoth…”
The Madam: “You’ll have to butcher your piggybank.”
M: “My Skycar-fund?!”
Panel 1
Caption: “At the same time:”
Speech bubble: “Run! Run for your lives!”
Panel 1
Woman: “Hello? You’ve got an animal you want to relocate, yes? …Great and Old, yeah. What race is it? Mix? What kind?”
Panel 2
M: “…if you could picture a vaguely anthropoid cross of a dragon and an octopus… with wings?”
M: “…a little tubby.”
Panel 3
Woman: “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!”
M: “Hello?”
Panel 4
The Madam: “…weeell, she certainly doesn’t sound entirely healthy.”
M: “It’s probably the appendix.”
Panel 1
M: “…well, ‘Tulu–”
Panel 2
M: “…you can’t stay here anymore, because you’re kinda big, and our pad is a little small, and–”
Panel 3
The Madam: “And he drove old Mrs. Lund insane with terrible dreams of nameless fears and ate her cat.
M: “Haha! Yeah, that was fun!”
Panel 4
M: “Can he borrow our tuner? R’lyeh only has Hallmark and Pohnpei TV?”
The Madam: “For how long?”
Panel 1
M: “And don’t get into trouble!”*
*Sort of. Norway has more than its share of obscure dialects, and I actually had to google for this particular expression. “Don’t get into trouble” is the closest approximation I could find.
