Nobody's started a holiday gag-thread yet, so I guess I'd better start one off quick, before it's too late!
Post a (funny!) holiday gift suggestion, then name another Ravenloft character who needs a present. Hurry, guys: there's a lot of empty darklords' stockings that need filling, and we only have a few shopping days left!
What's a suitable holiday gift for ... Azalin Rex?
"Who [u]cares[/u] what the Dark Powers are? They're [i]bastards![/i] That's all I need to know of them." -- Crow
Brandi wrote:Hijacking since I can't think of a good one for Alfie...
For Strahd-- a blow-up doll of Tatyana. Sans patch kit. The gift tag reads "With love from Azalin."
Okay, back to young Timothy now.
That's an old one from the K board IIRC, but still extremely funny
"A full set of (game) rules is so massively complicated that the only time they were all bound together in a single volume, they underwent gravitational collapse and became a black hole" (Adams)
HuManBing wrote:Alfred Timothy can have a year's subscription to "Furries Yiffy Cosplay Lycanthrope Love Play Vol. 5: Were-Ursine Femmes BEAR All!"
Next up is Dominic d'Honaire.
A blind date.
Next up, Jacqueline Renier
Ravenloft GM: Eye of Anubis, Shattered City, and Prof. Lupescu's Traveling Ghost Show Lead Writer & Editor: VRS Files: Doppelgangers; Contributor: QtR #20, #21, #22, #23, #24 Freelance Writer for Paizo Publishing
DocBeard wrote:A full set of "Roots", complete with cast and creator commentary and those cool little special edition things that make it worth picking up.
Sorry about forgetting the first time. A to the Adam!
A full set of cosmetics for that horrible skin, and maybe a all-day-spa ticket for relaxing those muscles of his...
