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The Game of Life (think about it)

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OK, shameless pun, but no one else has come up with anything so, let's get Isolde some Youthful Skin Rejuvenating Cream, to return that youthful luster to the complexion.

While I'm at it, I would like to suggest a different gift for Lord Strahd. IMO the blow up doll idea was mean. :lol: How about a self-help book instead, or a gift certificate to see a good shrink about his fetish for young girls? Instead of ridiculing the man, we should get him the help he so desperately needs this holiday season. :lol: :lol: :lol:.

How about a gift for the Bloody Cobbler? (not a darklord, but a denizen nonetheless)

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A year's subscription to the Dark Sauna, where evil folks come to sit back and relax in the hot water. That way, he doesn't have to go through shoes and socks to claim his material, and it's already clean.

How about Ebb?
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A bag of chocolate coins.

Gabrielle Aderre (I had to mention her at some point).
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Wiccy of the Fraternity wrote: Gabrielle Aderre (I had to mention her at some point).
12 hours of free couples' counseling.

Howzabout Torrence Bleysmith?
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Nathan of the FoS wrote:Howzabout Torrence Bleysmith?
A better publicist.

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Final decision on a complete series of Ravenloft 4E game products, with full authority to Mist-nap any Hasbro executive or marketing-wonk who second-guesses their judgement. :twisted:



The Weathermay Twins?
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Rotipher of the FoS wrote:The Weathermay Twins?
A personally signed invitation to each to attend, in the company of an escort, Azalin's yearly aristocratic bash in Castle Inverness.

Grandfather Boar?
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