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All I want for Xmas is my two front fangs...
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:51 pm
by Rotipher of the FoS
Nobody's started a holiday gag-thread yet, so I guess I'd better start one off
quick, before it's too late!
Post a (funny!) holiday gift suggestion, then name another Ravenloft character who needs a present. Hurry, guys: there's a lot of empty darklords' stockings that need filling, and we only have a few shopping days left!
What's a suitable holiday gift for ...
Azalin Rex?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:31 pm
by DocBeard
A self help book.
"Getting To Know Your Son: A Pratcial Guide For The Working Parent"
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:46 pm
by Rotipher of the FoS
One stocking down, many more to go!
Okay, DocBeard forgot to suggest another name, so the
next empty stocking over the fireplace belongs to....
...Harkon Lukas!
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:49 pm
by Nathan of the FoS
Rotipher of the FoS wrote:One stocking down, many more to go!
Okay, DocBeard forgot to suggest another name, so the
next empty stocking over the fireplace belongs to....
...Harkon Lukas!
A copy of
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Dictators, by Azalin Rex!
Alfred Timothy next.
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:31 am
by Brandi
Hijacking since I can't think of a good one for Alfie...
For Strahd-- a blow-up doll of Tatyana. Sans patch kit. The gift tag reads "With love from Azalin."
Okay, back to young Timothy now.
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:43 am
by HuManBing
Alfred Timothy can have a year's subscription to "Furries Yiffy Cosplay Lycanthrope Love Play Vol. 5: Were-Ursine Femmes BEAR All!"
Next up is Dominic d'Honaire.
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:20 am
by Joël of the FoS
Brandi wrote:Hijacking since I can't think of a good one for Alfie...
For Strahd-- a blow-up doll of Tatyana. Sans patch kit. The gift tag reads "With love from Azalin."
Okay, back to young Timothy now.
That's an old one from the K board IIRC, but still extremely funny
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:49 am
by NeoTiamat
HuManBing wrote:Alfred Timothy can have a year's subscription to "Furries Yiffy Cosplay Lycanthrope Love Play Vol. 5: Were-Ursine Femmes BEAR All!"
Next up is Dominic d'Honaire.
A blind date.
Next up, Jacqueline Renier
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:39 am
by Undead Cabbage
The same blind date. (paper bags for all!)
Next up, Wilfred Godefroy.
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:58 am
by Nathan of the FoS
Undead Cabbage wrote:The same blind date. (paper bags for all!)
Next up, Wilfred Godefroy.
He needs to get out of the house...how about an all-expenses-paid vacation to Southern Mordent? Tickets for the wife and kid included, of course.
Diamabel!
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:18 pm
by DocBeard
A full set of "Roots", complete with cast and creator commentary and those cool little special edition things that make it worth picking up.
Sorry about forgetting the first time. A to the Adam!
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:02 pm
by Brandi
In fact, IIRC I was the one who posted it back there on the K's board...
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:15 pm
by Don Fernando
DocBeard wrote:A full set of "Roots", complete with cast and creator commentary and those cool little special edition things that make it worth picking up.
Sorry about forgetting the first time. A to the Adam!
A full set of cosmetics for that horrible skin, and maybe a all-day-spa ticket for relaxing those muscles of his...
The Nightmare man comes next!
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:45 pm
by Sylaire
A gift certificate for hypnotherapy treatments guaranteed to provide night after night of endless, relaxing sleep with no bad dreams.
So, how about a gift for the darklord who
is a toy: Maligno!
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:00 pm
by HuManBing
Sylaire wrote:A gift certificate for hypnotherapy treatments guaranteed to provide night after night of endless, relaxing sleep with no bad dreams.
So, how about a gift for the darklord who
is a toy: Maligno!
We'll get him a real boy for a gift.
Together they can be the Toy/Boy team!
...
No, wait. That didn't come out right.
Maybe they can be fellow adventures.
No, no, no. This is getting worse.
What would you get for Tristen Hiregaard?